Monday, 30 April 2018

Rudd is off, Javid is in and May lingers like a fart in a very small lift

At last the fiasco which could be called the Windrush incident has been partly solved. Rudd has walked the plank and about bloody time to because the Tory galleon looks like it is about to go down of it's own accord. There really wasn't much of a choice for Rudd because thought it could be left for the weekend she was going to make an announcement on the Monday. But had no idea how the weekend's many political programs and broadsheets would be feasting on her gaff. To say there were no immigration targets during a select committee and then to be confronted with the immediate retort she'd got it wrong. Ever since the moment Cooper had her on the ropes and Rudd realised she was not able to defend herself it was all downhill. A minister can not just sit down and bumble their way through a select committee or an interview lying through their back teeth. Not when the rest of the country knows. This was blatant in your face dishonourable behaviour. Without doubt, she was helped to go by a phone call from no 10. 

I can guess how the conversation went now. There is May saying to Rudd, 'hi, Amber, you've done a good job keeping the knives from my back and shielding me from the bullets of truth but I'm afraid you have got to go. No don't cry over it, and yes I know it was only my own policies I asked you to implement but you just didn't expend yourself effectively and with the same deliberate calculating cardboard characteristics I have. So get your resignation in before Monday I'm putting Javid in. Yes, we all know he's even more incompetent, but he's got a different face. Yes, one much closer to black than yours, and when he fucks up he'll be out to."

Yes, this was the conversation which took place sometime on Sunday. May now is sitting down this evening with a cup of artificially sweetened coco and congratulating she has another day in parliament. However, the end is not over yet, it's time no confidence took place, this bunch of rich arrogant Tories needs to go full stop. Let them dissipate into the ether of purification they have let fester over the entire country.